Old Kansas City Castle for Sale, But It Ain’t No Fairy Tale
Hey, KC. Jess here. You might want to sit down for this one.
That Weird KC Workhouse Building: From Jail to… Who Knows What?
You know that freaky castle thing on Vine? The old jail? It’s for sale. For $2.5 million. I’m dead serious. This place is a nightmare, folks. Roof’s shot, asbestos everywhere, and I swear I heard chains rattling. But hey, “location, location, location,” right?
Who’s Crazy Enough to Buy This Money Pit?
Let’s be real: who’s got the cash and the crazy to touch this? You’d need Bill Gates’ wallet and Bob Vila’s skill set.
Want a Normal House That Won’t Bankrupt You?
If you’re after a place where “character” doesn’t mean “potential deathtrap,” I’ve got options. Check out homes for sale Hallbrook Leawood KS. No turrets, but also no tetanus risk. Or there’s Highlands Creek Leawood KS. Good schools, no medieval torture devices. Just saying.
Here’s the Deal, Folks
Castle or condo, I’ll help you find it. Need a reality check? Jessica realtor near me is a click away. I’ll talk you off the castle ledge, but you’re buying the coffee. Stay smart, KC. Just because you can buy a castle doesn’t mean you should. But if you do, invite me to the housewarming. I’ll bring the dragon repellent.
